{"id":5403,"date":"2012-04-22T10:16:48","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T08:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/?p=5403"},"modified":"2012-04-22T10:16:48","modified_gmt":"2012-04-22T08:16:48","slug":"poitiers-un-citron-pour-avocat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/?p=5403","title":{"rendered":"[Poitiers] Un citron pour avocat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lanouvellerepublique.fr\/Indre-et-Loire\/Actualite\/Faits-divers-justice\/n\/Contenus\/Articles\/2012\/04\/21\/VIENNE-Il-prend-un-citron-comme-avocat\" target=\"_blank\">Il prend un citron comme avocat !<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/04\/citron-avocat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5404\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/04\/citron-avocat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"488\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/04\/citron-avocat.jpg 488w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/04\/citron-avocat-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 488px) 100vw, 488px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Un dr\u00f4le d&rsquo;avocat&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\u00a0Il l&rsquo;avait dit. Il l&rsquo;a fait\u2009! Hier matin, Soris, un sans-abri taquin de 20 ans, \u00e9tait convoqu\u00e9 au tribunal pour un vol alimentaire commis au magasin Noz de Ch\u00e2tellerault. C&rsquo;\u00e9tait en septembre. Le jeune homme n&rsquo;avait pas d&rsquo;avocat. Pas les moyens, dit-il. Hier, dans un caf\u00e9 proche du palais de justice, un barman lui avait alors donn\u00e9\u2026 un citron vert. Soris est parti avec, maquillant le fruit d&rsquo;un nez, d&rsquo;une bouche et de deux yeux. <em>\u00ab C&rsquo;est mon avocat \u00bb<\/em>, indique-t-il. A la barre, devant le juge, il pose le fruit \u00e0 ses c\u00f4t\u00e9s. <em>\u00ab C&rsquo;est quoi\u2009? \u00bb<\/em>, l&rsquo;interroge le pr\u00e9sident. <em>\u00ab Mon avocat \u00bb,<\/em> r\u00e9torque Soris. <em>\u00ab Ah non, Monsieur, vous vous \u00eates tromp\u00e9 de fruit\u2009! \u00bb<\/em> <em>\u00ab Je n&rsquo;avais pas les moyens d&rsquo;avoir un avocat \u00bb<\/em>, r\u00e9p\u00e8te Soris. Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 condamn\u00e9 \u00e0 un mois de prison avec sursis. Le pr\u00e9sident a gard\u00e9 le fruit\u2009!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Nouvelle R\u00e9publique, 21 avril 2012<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il prend un citron comme avocat ! Un dr\u00f4le d&rsquo;avocat&#8230; \u00a0Il l&rsquo;avait dit. Il l&rsquo;a fait\u2009! Hier matin, Soris, un sans-abri taquin de 20 ans, \u00e9tait convoqu\u00e9 au tribunal pour un vol alimentaire commis au magasin Noz de Ch\u00e2tellerault. C&rsquo;\u00e9tait en septembre. Le jeune homme n&rsquo;avait pas d&rsquo;avocat. Pas les moyens, dit-il. Hier, dans un &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/?p=5403\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[Poitiers] Un citron pour avocat<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2691,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-repression"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2691"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5403"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5406,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5403\/revisions\/5406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}