{"id":5868,"date":"2012-05-29T15:47:11","date_gmt":"2012-05-29T13:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/?p=5868"},"modified":"2012-06-10T08:19:14","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T06:19:14","slug":"quelques-affiches-electorales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/?p=5868","title":{"rendered":"Quelques affiches \u00e9lectorales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: small\">Apr\u00e8s <a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/?p=5787\" target=\"_blank\">notre article sur le business juteux des \u00e9lections l\u00e9gislatives<\/a>, voici une kyrielle d&rsquo;affiches \u00e9lectorales aussi cocasses que v\u00e9ritables, trouv\u00e9es sur un <a href=\"http:\/\/lolgislatives2012.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">site rigolo<\/a>\u00a0: puisque nous payons les affiches des candidat-e-s \u00e0 la condition que leur parti fasse plus de 1% dans cinquante circonscriptions, payons-nous un peu leur t\u00eate !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">On a retrouv\u00e9 le fils cach\u00e9 de Jean-Pierre Coffe et de Mireille Mathieu :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/fils-cach\u00e9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5869\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/fils-cach\u00e9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"426\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/fils-cach\u00e9.jpg 426w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/fils-cach\u00e9-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ainsi que le fils cach\u00e9 de Mireille Mathieu et\u00a0Bernard Thibault :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/le-deuxi\u00e8me-fils-cach\u00e9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5870\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/le-deuxi\u00e8me-fils-cach\u00e9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/le-deuxi\u00e8me-fils-cach\u00e9.jpg 500w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/le-deuxi\u00e8me-fils-cach\u00e9-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Le pirate William est recherch\u00e9 par les autorit\u00e9s, qui ont d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de publier un avis de recherche :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/wanted.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5871\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/wanted.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/wanted.jpg 500w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/wanted-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">En revanche, les autorit\u00e9s ont retrouv\u00e9 le pirate Jean-Paul,\u00a0qui naviguait sur la Seine tir\u00e9 \u00e0 quatre \u00e9pingles, tel Calicot Jack :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/calicot-jack.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5872\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/calicot-jack.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/calicot-jack.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/calicot-jack-211x300.jpg 211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Petite erreur de genre au parti de la France :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/lehideux.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5873\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/lehideux.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/lehideux.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/lehideux-214x300.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">La droite pr\u00e9sente son candidat hippie :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/droite-moderne-et-responsable.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5874\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/droite-moderne-et-responsable.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/droite-moderne-et-responsable.jpg 500w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/droite-moderne-et-responsable-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Les services secrets de\u00a0Sa Majest\u00e9 infiltrent leur agent double z\u00e9ro en r\u00e9gion parisienne :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/jmes-bond.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5875\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/jmes-bond.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"479\" height=\"679\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/jmes-bond.jpg 479w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/jmes-bond-211x300.jpg 211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Mais l&rsquo;organisation secr\u00e8te du Tr\u00e8fle, qui\u00a0regroupe des Na&rsquo;vis en provenance de Pandora, tente aussi de mettre un pied sur la plan\u00e8te.\u00a0Ils\u00a0ont engendr\u00e9 l&rsquo;avatar David (Vincent ?) pour coloniser le Val d&rsquo;Oise :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/avatar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5876\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/avatar.jpg 615w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/avatar-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Heureusement qu&rsquo;il reste quelques candidats s\u00e9rieux pour porter les valeurs essentielles de notre R\u00e9publique :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/sainte-Eglise.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5877\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/sainte-Eglise.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/sainte-Eglise.jpg 500w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/sainte-Eglise-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ou encore <a href=\"http:\/\/www.france-pittoresque.com\/spip.php?article4629\" target=\"_blank\">ce nouveau Zo d&rsquo;Axa, pr\u00e9sentant un candidat asinin\u00a0<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/le-nouveau-zo-daxa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5878\" src=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/le-nouveau-zo-daxa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/le-nouveau-zo-daxa.jpg 500w, https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/files\/2012\/05\/le-nouveau-zo-daxa-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Images top\u00e9es sur LOLgislatives\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s notre article sur le business juteux des \u00e9lections l\u00e9gislatives, voici une kyrielle d&rsquo;affiches \u00e9lectorales aussi cocasses que v\u00e9ritables, trouv\u00e9es sur un site rigolo\u00a0: puisque nous payons les affiches des candidat-e-s \u00e0 la condition que leur parti fasse plus de 1% dans cinquante circonscriptions, payons-nous un peu leur t\u00eate ! On a retrouv\u00e9 le fils &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/?p=5868\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Quelques affiches \u00e9lectorales<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2691,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ecrits","category-propagande-marchande"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2691"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5868"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5955,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5868\/revisions\/5955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fa86.noblogs.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}